Random Thoughts

Farts stink. I'm not a big fan of cats. Beer, no matter what kind, usually taste good. Dogs are cute. Music is better when it is annoying others. Jesus died for our sins. A penis is a strange animal that looks very much like a penis. I think that I may be a pirate. A vagina pirate. When did I decide to be a pirate of genitals? Is this me or an imposter? What has become of this fucking blog? Have I succumbed to the dirty, filfthy internet? Am I what I have always despised? I speak of the enemy, I speak of the sheep, and I speak of those who accept this punishment. Where is my escape?