"Playoffs, Playoffs?"

Thank God it's that time of year. Time for over eating, drinking heavily, and screaming at the television. Oh wait, that's all year long. Time to narrow it down. Who will it be?
The Eagles crept in after beating Dallas. Who would've thought. The ungrateful, savage fans of Philly have been calling for the head of McNabb and Andy Reid. What the fuck is wrong with these people? McNabb and Andy Reid have taken the Eagles to four NFC Championships, one Super Bowl, and how many other playoff appearences. And there going this year after a slightly better than mediocre year.
Then we have teams like the Cardinals (NFC West) and the Chargers (AFC West). I have an idea. When your division is that terrible, you don't get to go. Impress me- win at least 10 games. I am happy for the Cardinals though. Here is a team that hasn't won a division since 1975 and won't win another for the next 30 years. Good luck- make the best of it. I'm rooting for the Chargers on account of them getting fucked over by Ed Hoculees, the ref who may have lost the game for them in the beginning of the season against the Broncos. Ironically the Chargers beat the Broncos in their second meeting of the season to win the AFC West. Ball Don't Lie!
Miami is in it after having a terrible season last year (1-15). I'm not particulary a Dolphins fan but anything is better than the Patriots. Plus I hate the fucking Ravens. Go Dolphins!
The Minnesota Vikings- who gives a shit. The NFC North is about as exciting as my penis having a cathedor shoved in it. It stings to watch it on television. Don't even get me started on the Lions (0-16). I'd rather be gang raped than watch one more loss by the Lions.
My predictions for the first week of the playoffs. Eagles beat Vikings (17-13). Falcons beat Cardinals (24-21). Ravens beat Dolphins (14-9). Colts beat Chargers (21-9).